Master the unspoken laws.
1
Maximum distance. Pick the urinal furthest from the nearest dude. Always.
2
Take the corners. When tied, ends beat middles. Always.
3
Both ends taken? The middle urinal is forbidden. Go to the stall.
4
Out of order urinals are off limits. Treat them as walls.
5
The clock is ticking. Real bros know instantly. Trust your gut.